029 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

Hey, anyone who's not obsessing over bread want to go for a drink, or something? I'd say leave it for a curse free night, but I'm feeling lucky, and who am I to deprive the world of this?

[He leans back from the camera, just to give everyone the full benefit of his lanky frame. A few seconds later, he holds up his finger and ducks away to go and scrounge under his bed. He emerges with this, courtesy of one very anonymous Weasley.]

Oh, yeah. And before I forget. Whoever left this? Funny. Your wank puppet's getting dumped if you don't claim it back soon, though. So unless you don't mind sharing with rats? I'd get on that.

Just don't go expecting those tissues back. There's probably still a few lying around somewhere, but I think they might be used.

Comments

[designedtoparty]

Look, man. I know it's difficult for you to appreciate tits, so how about you imagine it's some bloke with a huge cock instead?

[totallyinaband]

I don't have to.

[designedtoparty]

You mean that's already a thing in the gay world? That is completely unfair.

[totallyinaband]

Would you seriously believe me if I just said yes?

[designedtoparty]

Well, I wouldn't now.

[totallyinaband]

Isn't that just basically what a stripper gram would be?

[designedtoparty]

Yeah, except in this case she'd stick around after. Or just turn up again whenever's convenient.

[totallyinaband]

So a hooker.

[designedtoparty]

No. You have to pay hookers.