Nathan Young (
designedtoparty) wrote2011-11-16 06:18 pm
029 ∞ VIDEO
Hey, anyone who's not obsessing over bread want to go for a drink, or something? I'd say leave it for a curse free night, but I'm feeling lucky, and who am I to deprive the world of this?
[He leans back from the camera, just to give everyone the full benefit of his lanky frame. A few seconds later, he holds up his finger and ducks away to go and scrounge under his bed. He emerges with this, courtesy of one very anonymous Weasley.]
Oh, yeah. And before I forget. Whoever left this? Funny. Your wank puppet's getting dumped if you don't claim it back soon, though. So unless you don't mind sharing with rats? I'd get on that.
Just don't go expecting those tissues back. There's probably still a few lying around somewhere, but I think they might be used.
[He leans back from the camera, just to give everyone the full benefit of his lanky frame. A few seconds later, he holds up his finger and ducks away to go and scrounge under his bed. He emerges with this, courtesy of one very anonymous Weasley.]
Oh, yeah. And before I forget. Whoever left this? Funny. Your wank puppet's getting dumped if you don't claim it back soon, though. So unless you don't mind sharing with rats? I'd get on that.
Just don't go expecting those tissues back. There's probably still a few lying around somewhere, but I think they might be used.

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You know the underground?
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I'm a total new kid on the block here, you're gonna have to cut me some slack.
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I'm... like right by the movie theatre thing. Halftime Show? Haven't actually been in there yet, though.
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I'll meet you there, then. I'm shit with directions.
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Eventually she's nearing the box office of the cinema, which seems like a perfectly good place to stand around and wait for this guy. What was his name again? Shit. He had an accent and huge hair, those were easy enough to identify him by.
The Irish Afro. Kinda catchy.]
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Zombie Girl, right? [Yeah, he's not so great with names, either.]
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And you're the guy that's gonna introduce me to the shady underground of this place. Do you spend a lot of time there? I mean, should I have brought a shank with me or is it a little less shady than that?
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Nah, you'll be fine. I go all the time, and I think I've only died once down there.
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And you just came back after that? This city just, what, reboots dead people?
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[Way to advertise yourself as a walking, talking target, Nathan.]
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What.]
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It's a finger gun, roll with it.]
So which is it then? If I shot you right now, would you heal right back up, or die and come back? [She's trying to sound tough, but she's kinda smiling so it's probably ruining the whole thing.] If you're lying to me, I'll know it. And that's a risk you don't wanna take, pal.
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[Okay, fine. You've got him. He shrugs, holding up his hands in surrender. He doesn't seem especially threatened, though. Probably because scary as women can be, she doesn't actually sound all that tough.] All right, fine. It's the second one.
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So how'd you get to be immortal? Make a deal with the devil or something?
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So, my soul and my cock are both still yours for the taking.
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First round's on you, by the way. I think I earned it for offering to walk you there.
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-- Though I guess we can just open a tab. Do people use credit cards here? Or is this whole city cash only? [Because she'll have to steal one for said tab.]
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A tab could work, though. [Because the money section on the FAQ doesn't say anything about not having cards and I like convenience.]
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[Yeah, I was just looking there too, hm. Usually she just opens tabs cause they're easy to ditch, so. Either way, money isn't really an issue.]
Where are you from, anyway? I was gonna just call you Dublin, but I guess that'd be annoying if you're not actually from there.
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Laois. Which isn't anywhere near Dublin, but at least that wouldn't make it sound like you're on about walking your dog. How about we just go with Nathan?
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