012 ∞ VIDEO // ACTION

[designedtoparty]

[Nathan is standing with his arms outstretched, his right arm with five ravens perched on it, and four crows on his left. His left shoulder is occupied by a blue and gold macaw. Despite being covered in a fair amount of bird poo (his navy hoodie may not have been his best choice today), he looks pretty pleased.]

Hey, Captain Birdseye. Say cunt.

[The macaw, Captain Birdseye, just whistles at him, much to Nathan's disappointment.]

No, cunt. C'mon, man. Say it with me. Cunt!

[This time he gets a screech and a click. Which still doesn't impress him. He frowns, starting to get a bit irritated.]

Cunt.

[Click. Nathan glares at him, sulkily.] Fine. Don't say it. [Side eye, then he mutters under his breath.] Twat.

[Screeeeeeeeeeeech.] Wanker. [Click, click, click. And then he's cleaning his feathers.]

What the fuck?! Where'd you get wanker from? I gave up on teaching you that one ages ago.

[Birdseye ignores him in favour of cleaning. Nathan pouts, arms drooping a little.] How long is this going to last for? My arms hurt.

[If you want action, Nathan is around the city, charging at random people with his bird flock.]

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[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[These are cursed albatrosses, so they are going to swoop Campbell in and circle around and around Nathan a few metres above him. For some reason. Maybe they want to eat the crows.]

Hey! Nathan!

[designedtoparty]

[Hey. Leave his murder alone, albatrosses. :| Nathan looks up, seeming to be rather upset by this situation. He tries jumping a few times, but when that fails to do anything but make his birds caw (and in the case of Birdseye, screech obscenities) in irritation, Nathan settles for glaring at Campbell instead.]

Why do you get birds that can fly you and I don't? That's not fair!

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

[Campbell just beams, unfazed.] It's fantastic, aye?! I mean, I'm sorta getting hungry cos I cannae get DOWN but it's worth it, right? I dunno, you could try and grab one a' my legs or something if they bring me a bit closer down?

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[thenormalsquint]

Cunt.

[Well, his bird doesn't say it, but Angela's sure does.]

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[designedtoparty]

Hey!

[Only Captain Birdseye gets to call him a cunt. :|]

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[thenormalsquint]

Cunt. Cunt. Cunt.

[Nope, sorry Nathan. Everybody calls you a cunt.]

Shut up, bird.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

[Lockdown, in car mode, can't help but stop and look at the human try and get his birds to do tricks. It amuses him.]

[designedtoparty]

[Which is all well and good until Nathan gets bored of training and decides that flashy looking car is a good place to try and wipe off some of the shit on his sleeves.]

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Get any of that slag on my paint job, meatbag, and you'll get a first hand experience at bein' road kill.

[eiremagic]

He's got yehr number.

[designedtoparty]

He has not! He doesn't know anything about me.

Wanker. [Which... just goes to show, he does know enough about Nathan.]

[eiremagic]

Well, yeh are one, just so yeh know.

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should try teaching it something...useful.

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[designedtoparty]

I am!

What about teaching a parrot to insult people isn't useful?

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

It won't be much use if it won't learn.

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[renegare.livejournal.com]

It's intelligent.

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[designedtoparty]

He's not intelligent. He can only say one word.

That's pretty fucking stupid, if you ask me.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Apparently parrots respond better to female voices. Try saying it at a higher pitch to him.

[designedtoparty]

Or you could teach him for me.

[startraveling.livejournal.com]

.... Cunt? [What's that? Ted somehow has an idea considering who's teaching this bird, but.]

[designedtoparty]

You know. Clunge, twat, fanny, minge, pussy... cock holster... cave of wonders...

You get the idea.

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[adamantined]

Smart bird.

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[designedtoparty]

He's not! Why does everyone keep saying that?

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[craaaaaaaazy8s.livejournal.com]

[Laughs at him for exactly eight seconds.]

What are you dooooooooing? Trying to teach flapbeasts to talk?

But I guess that one did learn to say soooooooomething!

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[designedtoparty]

[Gives her a funny look. No, he hasn't noticed the whole eight thing. Just that she's using weird words and stretching out the normal ones.]

Of course he can taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalk. He's a paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrot.