Nathan Young (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
designedtoparty) wrote2011-02-02 08:43 pm
designedtoparty) wrote2011-02-02 08:43 pm
Entry tags:
- character: angela montenegro,
- character: ben hawkins,
- character: cameron lynde,
- character: campbell bain,
- character: claire bennet,
- character: curt wild,
- character: dean winchester,
- character: eagle vision,
- character: eden mac cionaoith,
- character: florian,
- character: fran,
- character: frankie dalton,
- character: hibari kyouya,
- character: karkat vantas,
- character: mordin solus,
- character: piglet,
- character: sage,
- character: sam tyler,
- filter: public,
- plot: nathan is a troll,
- post: video
002 ∞ VIDEO
[Hello, City. Today you are being treated to a lovely view of a scrawny, still kind of malnourished Nathan in nothing but his briefs. Should you be pleased? Well, he certainly seems to think so.]
Deities! Or anyone else who knows their way around a washing machine. I have an irresistible offer for you to take me up on.
Since my flatmate refuses to do my laundry for me, I've been left with no choice but to resort to other means.
What are these other means, you might ask. To which I respond, this. [Nathan trails his hands sloooowwwwwwwly down his torso, hands coming to a rest just above his crotch.]
That's right. In exchange for washing my clothes, I offer you my body, to do with as you wish. This will be an ongoing agreement, naturally. Unless your services aren't up to my standards, in which case I reserve the right to put a stop to any agreement we might have.
Deities! Or anyone else who knows their way around a washing machine. I have an irresistible offer for you to take me up on.
Since my flatmate refuses to do my laundry for me, I've been left with no choice but to resort to other means.
What are these other means, you might ask. To which I respond, this. [Nathan trails his hands sloooowwwwwwwly down his torso, hands coming to a rest just above his crotch.]
That's right. In exchange for washing my clothes, I offer you my body, to do with as you wish. This will be an ongoing agreement, naturally. Unless your services aren't up to my standards, in which case I reserve the right to put a stop to any agreement we might have.
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On the plus side, he'll probably get bored pretty soon.]
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OC: No. That's exactly right. It's a human courting ritual, captured on film for the first time ever.
OC: I'm showing my sexual prowess to any potential mates.
OC: It's very popular with the females of our species.
OC:I'm expecting to mate with at least eight women tonight alone.
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OC: No need to get angry about it.
OC: Jesus.
OC: Why do you think I need a pail for mating?
OC: It's not like I was planning milking them.
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OC: And my species is awesome. Don't knock it.
OC: We don't have udders, but we still have tits.
OC: Strange but true: milk comes out of tits.
OC: What are pails used for then?
OC: Must be one hell of a kink.
omg that was horrible spelling... i am ashamed
Dude, it's nearly 3am here. I'm blind to typos by now.
OC: You should be grateful. I don't type like a retard for just anyone.
OC: What game?
OC: I'm not playing any game.
OC: I'm stuck firmly in what I believe is commonly known as "real life".
OC: And we deposit our "genetic material" in the girl's "clunge".
OC: It's a wonder there's so many of whatever you are if you're dropping your spunk in buckets.
go to bed man
I will at some point!
OC: That's very contradictory.
OC: And confusing.
OC: How am I supposed to know what you want when you won't just be straight with me?
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OKAY, I DID. Happy now? :|
OC: How else would I get sympathy for it?
OC: Anyway, I could send you a picture.
OC: Or a video.
OC: I kind of like the video idea myself. But you just let me know.
QUITE
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OC: Maybe that sounds narcissistic, but it isn't. It's just a fact of life.
OC: If you don't care, does that mean I can send you a video if I do break my fingers?
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OC: Someone offered to do my laundry for free.
OC: And I'm pretty sure I could get a shag off some other guy, if I was into that kind of thing.
OC: All in all, I think I'd call that a success.
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OC: And maybe for you.
OC: Whatever, man. I'm comfortable with expressing my sexual nature. It's not my problem if other people aren't.
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OC: I've got a shitload of that back patting to be getting on with.
OC: I'll leave you to your bucket spunking, or whatever it is you do in your spare time.