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[designedtoparty]

In Loving Memory
Nathan Young
1989 - 3000

Who turned out to not be so immortal after all.
Gored up the anus with a red hot poker by midgets
who could not take his promiscuity anymore.

Sadly missed by all but one of his many
tri-breasted wives and mutant children.

You know, I have a proper one of these my mum wrote for me. It was a lot more thoughtful than this one. And probably a lot more expensive, seeing how it was done in marble and everything.

Comments

[binarysky.livejournal.com]

You think it's going to happen again?

[designedtoparty]

[A beat.]

You do know the meaning of the word 'sarcasm', don't you?

[binarysky.livejournal.com]

I know what sarcasm is. But where I was before the City, I fought dangerous stuff all the time. I thought maybe you did something like that too.

[designedtoparty]

Like I say, when you've got a power, weird stuffs throws itself at you all the time. If it were up to me, I'd just use my powers to get rich and leave it at that.

You got a power, or do you actually get off on that hero bullshit?

[binarysky.livejournal.com]

I guess so. I've got the Keyblade, and I can do some magic.

[designedtoparty]

Keyblade? Isn't that when you stick your key between your fingers before you punch someone?

[binarysky.livejournal.com]

Uh, no...it's like a sword, I guess, but a key.

[designedtoparty]

So... it's basically an oversized key?

[binarysky.livejournal.com]

Kind of. In a way.

[designedtoparty]

And you say immortality isn't a power. That's shit. You're lucky you've got magic, or whatever, to make up for it.

[binarysky.livejournal.com]

I use the Keyblade more than I do magic. It works a lot better against the Heartless.

[designedtoparty]

Yeah, so? I use fire extinguishers against my probation workers more than I do immortality, that doesn't make it a super power. No need to get arsey about it.

[binarysky.livejournal.com]

'Arsey'?

[designedtoparty]

Touchy.

[binarysky.livejournal.com]

Sheesh, okay.

[designedtoparty]

You see my point there?