designedtoparty | 008 ∞ TEXT

Entry tags:

character: campbell bain,
character: eden mac cionaoith,
character: roxas,
curse day: unaffected,
curse: plan your epitaph,
filter: public,
plot: curse day,
plot: fake cursed,
plot: nathan is a troll,
post: text

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In Loving Memory
Nathan Young
1989 - 3000

Who turned out to not be so immortal after all.
Gored up the anus with a red hot poker by midgets
who could not take his promiscuity anymore.

Sadly missed by all but one of his many
tri-breasted wives and mutant children.

You know, I have a proper one of these my mum wrote for me. It was a lot more thoughtful than this one. And probably a lot more expensive, seeing how it was done in marble and everything.