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[designedtoparty]

In Loving Memory
Nathan Young
1989 - 3000

Who turned out to not be so immortal after all.
Gored up the anus with a red hot poker by midgets
who could not take his promiscuity anymore.

Sadly missed by all but one of his many
tri-breasted wives and mutant children.

You know, I have a proper one of these my mum wrote for me. It was a lot more thoughtful than this one. And probably a lot more expensive, seeing how it was done in marble and everything.

Comments

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

The first one's no that bad.

Aye, but so far, how much has your power been exactly what you wanted? Maybe there'll be a curse and we'll get t' find out!

[designedtoparty]

Really? I think that's a rubbish power.

It's always been what I wanted. Which is exactly why I shouldn't have to age!

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

It's still better than no power.

All the same, we'll see, won't we?

[designedtoparty]

I think I'd rather have no power than that. That's just embarrassing.

I guess we will.