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[designedtoparty]

[You could probably guess Nathan would post for this. You can probably also guess what he's been doing... if you can't, the soiled boxers he's wiping his hands on should be a good clue. Luckily, he's dressed. Even if he hasn't bothered doing his fly back up yet.]

I'm starting to think the deities are lightening up a bit. These curses just get better and better. [Never mind that the kissing curse turned out to be terrible. That's irrelevant by now.]

Hey, did anyone see the one with that double jointed chick? I've been trying to find a girl who can do that with her legs for years.

[And because I couldn't let this go by without some form of trauma... little does Nathan know his post is spamming people with girl-on-girl old lady porn. Just what everyone wanted to see. Some jokes never stop being old to me. :(b]

Comments

[designedtoparty]

What? No! I like them younger. I mean, I'll go for anyone under 40, but even 30's pushing it.

I don't get anything out of old lesbians. That's sick.

[designedtoparty]

How do you know it's pointless? You've never even seen my porn stash.

[designedtoparty]

I'm not. Jesus. What is it with you people?

[designedtoparty]

I wish. She likes them short and creepy. Which is really too bad for the rest of us.

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[designedtoparty]

No. I've got slaggy luck when it comes to getting rid of you. I do just fine with getting tits.

[eiremagic]

I just meant in yehr bed, not with yeh.

[designedtoparty]

I know. I was joking.

[eiremagic]

Anyway. I'm not feedin' her, either.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Is that so?

[designedtoparty]

Look. She's my friend, not my pet. I'm sure she's perfectly capable of feeding herself.

[eiremagic]

Yehr me friend, and I still treat yeh like me pet.

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[designedtoparty]

You hadn't noticed?

[designedtoparty]

Yeah, well. That's different. You've always had a pretty messed up way of dealing with people.

[eiremagic]

Are yeh sayin' I should stop feedin' yeh?

[designedtoparty]

When did I ever say that?

[eiremagic]

Just now.

[designedtoparty]

Funny. You'd have thought I'd remember it.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Nah, was too busy staring at you.

[eiremagic]

Bad memory on yehr part isn't me problem, boyo.

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

Sure looks like you did to me.

I didn't write it. So I'm not looking at it.

Maybe that makes us even.

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[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

[You're a dick, Nathan. But she kisses you anyway.]

[adamantined]

How is 30 pushing it?

You're the one who posted it!

[designedtoparty]

That's when you start getting wrinkles and shit.

I posted myself! Not doing anything. Especially not anyone in need of a hip replacement.

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[designedtoparty]

Jesus. Fuck! [In other words, he's finally got around to checking.]

Not even close to even. I think I might choose the cowboys over that.

[designedtoparty]

Aw, come on. You know that wasn't what I was saying.