designedtoparty: (we should have phone sex)
Nathan Young ([personal profile] designedtoparty) wrote2011-09-06 10:15 pm
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025 ∞ VIDEO

[You could probably guess Nathan would post for this. You can probably also guess what he's been doing... if you can't, the soiled boxers he's wiping his hands on should be a good clue. Luckily, he's dressed. Even if he hasn't bothered doing his fly back up yet.]

I'm starting to think the deities are lightening up a bit. These curses just get better and better. [Never mind that the kissing curse turned out to be terrible. That's irrelevant by now.]

Hey, did anyone see the one with that double jointed chick? I've been trying to find a girl who can do that with her legs for years.

[And because I couldn't let this go by without some form of trauma... little does Nathan know his post is spamming people with girl-on-girl old lady porn. Just what everyone wanted to see. Some jokes never stop being old to me. :(b]
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adamantined: (ADMIT)

[personal profile] adamantined 2011-09-07 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I just want to know what you get out of old lesbians. I mean, you're a guy so I understand the lesbians part. In theory.

I guess you've just got a thing for older women. A lot older.
designedtoparty: (are you serious?)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-09-08 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
What? No! I like them younger. I mean, I'll go for anyone under 40, but even 30's pushing it.

I don't get anything out of old lesbians. That's sick.
adamantined: (STANCE)

[personal profile] adamantined 2011-09-09 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
How is 30 pushing it?

You're the one who posted it!
designedtoparty: (not so bright and cheery today)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-09-09 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That's when you start getting wrinkles and shit.

I posted myself! Not doing anything. Especially not anyone in need of a hip replacement.
adamantined: (STUMBLE)

[personal profile] adamantined 2011-09-09 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
People start getting laugh lines around their eyes when they're younger than that. Trust me, there's nothing wrong with 30.

And you should probably check your post for yourself, because it's putting out a lot of incriminating evidence.
designedtoparty: (I fought the law)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-09-09 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you care so much? Is it because you're banging a 30 year old?

I know. I've checked now. I didn't post that.
adamantined: (MANATEES)

[personal profile] adamantined 2011-09-09 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
My boyfriend's 32. So, yeah, if you're going to be crude about it. Think of Hollywood. Think of every actress in her 30s. How many of them have you ever said was hot? Plus, didn't you once have sex with an 80-year-old? What do you even care about age when you're never going to die?

I think you've had to at least view something once for it to get attached to your hard drive like that. I mean, I don't know how computers work, but a Network search or something.
designedtoparty: (well technically it was a gorilla...)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-09-09 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hollywood's different. Those people are completely unnatural. And she did not look 80 when we started.

Don't you think I've already had enough trauma from old ladies without adding to it? Why would I ever go looking?
adamantined: (STUMBLE)

[personal profile] adamantined 2011-09-10 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Who's to say some of us aren't Hollywood in someone else's world? You can't honestly tell me you stop thinking someone is hot the minute they stop being 29.

But you still boned an 80 year old.
designedtoparty: (look up profile)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2011-09-10 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
No. That's why I said they'd be pushing it. I gave ten years leeway, too.

It was an accident! I didn't know. Stop making such a big deal over it.
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