designedtoparty: (we should have phone sex)
Nathan Young ([personal profile] designedtoparty) wrote2011-09-06 10:15 pm

025 ∞ VIDEO

[You could probably guess Nathan would post for this. You can probably also guess what he's been doing... if you can't, the soiled boxers he's wiping his hands on should be a good clue. Luckily, he's dressed. Even if he hasn't bothered doing his fly back up yet.]

I'm starting to think the deities are lightening up a bit. These curses just get better and better. [Never mind that the kissing curse turned out to be terrible. That's irrelevant by now.]

Hey, did anyone see the one with that double jointed chick? I've been trying to find a girl who can do that with her legs for years.

[And because I couldn't let this go by without some form of trauma... little does Nathan know his post is spamming people with girl-on-girl old lady porn. Just what everyone wanted to see. Some jokes never stop being old to me. :(b]
adamantined: (STUMBLE)

[personal profile] adamantined 2011-09-09 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
People start getting laugh lines around their eyes when they're younger than that. Trust me, there's nothing wrong with 30.

And you should probably check your post for yourself, because it's putting out a lot of incriminating evidence.

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[identity profile] withloadedguns.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
And here I thought you knew about them already.

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[personal profile] adamantined 2011-09-09 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
My boyfriend's 32. So, yeah, if you're going to be crude about it. Think of Hollywood. Think of every actress in her 30s. How many of them have you ever said was hot? Plus, didn't you once have sex with an 80-year-old? What do you even care about age when you're never going to die?

I think you've had to at least view something once for it to get attached to your hard drive like that. I mean, I don't know how computers work, but a Network search or something.

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[identity profile] withloadedguns.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I told you I didn't write that. It must be for you.

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[identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com 2011-09-09 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I am~

Also, I'm at least fifty times your size and could break every bone in your body with one finger, so unless that immortality comes with handy pain resistance, you ain't exactly in a position to be demanding.
adamantined: (STUMBLE)

[personal profile] adamantined 2011-09-10 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Who's to say some of us aren't Hollywood in someone else's world? You can't honestly tell me you stop thinking someone is hot the minute they stop being 29.

But you still boned an 80 year old.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-10 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm just stingy around you.

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[identity profile] withloadedguns.livejournal.com 2011-09-10 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't know.

It's just following me around. I figure it must be for you--since it's getting sent to you.

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[identity profile] stapletrauma.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
What's with you?

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[identity profile] withloadedguns.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I'm not.

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[identity profile] stapletrauma.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it says something about how much of a pervert people think you are.

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[identity profile] ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, I'm not right behind ya'. This time. Even if I was, the most your gun could do is blow out my tires or shatter my windshild.

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