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[designedtoparty]

[You could probably guess Nathan would post for this. You can probably also guess what he's been doing... if you can't, the soiled boxers he's wiping his hands on should be a good clue. Luckily, he's dressed. Even if he hasn't bothered doing his fly back up yet.]

I'm starting to think the deities are lightening up a bit. These curses just get better and better. [Never mind that the kissing curse turned out to be terrible. That's irrelevant by now.]

Hey, did anyone see the one with that double jointed chick? I've been trying to find a girl who can do that with her legs for years.

[And because I couldn't let this go by without some form of trauma... little does Nathan know his post is spamming people with girl-on-girl old lady porn. Just what everyone wanted to see. Some jokes never stop being old to me. :(b]

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[designedtoparty]

Which is exactly why you won't be seeing more.

I bet you're still getting off to my dulcet tones, aren't you?

[designedtoparty]

[The biggest dick. One day he'll realise how lucky he is.]

[adamantined]

People start getting laugh lines around their eyes when they're younger than that. Trust me, there's nothing wrong with 30.

And you should probably check your post for yourself, because it's putting out a lot of incriminating evidence.

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

And here I thought you knew about them already.

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[designedtoparty]

Why do you care so much? Is it because you're banging a 30 year old?

I know. I've checked now. I didn't post that.

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[designedtoparty]

And here I thought you preferred digging your spurs into women.

I guess we're both wrong.

[adamantined]

My boyfriend's 32. So, yeah, if you're going to be crude about it. Think of Hollywood. Think of every actress in her 30s. How many of them have you ever said was hot? Plus, didn't you once have sex with an 80-year-old? What do you even care about age when you're never going to die?

I think you've had to at least view something once for it to get attached to your hard drive like that. I mean, I don't know how computers work, but a Network search or something.

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

I told you I didn't write that. It must be for you.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Maybe I am~

Also, I'm at least fifty times your size and could break every bone in your body with one finger, so unless that immortality comes with handy pain resistance, you ain't exactly in a position to be demanding.

[designedtoparty]

Hollywood's different. Those people are completely unnatural. And she did not look 80 when we started.

Don't you think I've already had enough trauma from old ladies without adding to it? Why would I ever go looking?

[adamantined]

Who's to say some of us aren't Hollywood in someone else's world? You can't honestly tell me you stop thinking someone is hot the minute they stop being 29.

But you still boned an 80 year old.

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[thenormalsquint]

No, I'm just stingy around you.

[designedtoparty]

No. That's why I said they'd be pushing it. I gave ten years leeway, too.

It was an accident! I didn't know. Stop making such a big deal over it.

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[designedtoparty]

You're the cowboy here. What does it have to do with me?

[ooc: Probably, but they're amazing. You're definitely excused. :|b]

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

Don't know.

It's just following me around. I figure it must be for you--since it's getting sent to you.

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[stapletrauma.livejournal.com]

What's with you?

[designedtoparty]

Okay, look. So maybe some slightly disturbing material involving older women somehow managed to get attached here.

Why does everyone have to assume I'm watching it. I'm not that big a pervert.

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[designedtoparty]

What, so you're saying you're into old women? That's nasty.

[ooc: Well, I hear that's not so bad so far as hell goes. >.>]

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[designedtoparty]

[Okay, that would be his cue to switch to a poor American accent. I'd like to see you try getting off to this. No, I don't mean that literally, so put your cock back into whatever equivalent you have to kecks.

Yeah, that's scary. Or would be if we were actually talking in person. And before you tell me your creeper senses have tracked down my location and you're standing right behind me, I want you to think very carefully about your answer. I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it.

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[designedtoparty]

So, I'll just ask around. No big deal.

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

No, I'm not.

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[stapletrauma.livejournal.com]

I think it says something about how much of a pervert people think you are.

[designedtoparty]

At least I'm open about it. You think I wouldn't admit it if I did like it?

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[designedtoparty]

Really? because that's what it sounded like to me.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm not right behind ya'. This time. Even if I was, the most your gun could do is blow out my tires or shatter my windshild.