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[designedtoparty]

[You could probably guess Nathan would post for this. You can probably also guess what he's been doing... if you can't, the soiled boxers he's wiping his hands on should be a good clue. Luckily, he's dressed. Even if he hasn't bothered doing his fly back up yet.]

I'm starting to think the deities are lightening up a bit. These curses just get better and better. [Never mind that the kissing curse turned out to be terrible. That's irrelevant by now.]

Hey, did anyone see the one with that double jointed chick? I've been trying to find a girl who can do that with her legs for years.

[And because I couldn't let this go by without some form of trauma... little does Nathan know his post is spamming people with girl-on-girl old lady porn. Just what everyone wanted to see. Some jokes never stop being old to me. :(b]

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[designedtoparty]

You're the cowboy here. What does it have to do with me?

[ooc: Probably, but they're amazing. You're definitely excused. :|b]

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

Don't know.

It's just following me around. I figure it must be for you--since it's getting sent to you.

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[designedtoparty]

What, so you're saying you're into old women? That's nasty.

[ooc: Well, I hear that's not so bad so far as hell goes. >.>]

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

No, I'm not.

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[designedtoparty]

Really? because that's what it sounded like to me.

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

Seems like you must have heard wrong.

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[designedtoparty]

Pretty sure I didn't. You really should keep that sort of information to yourself, though. No one wants to hear about your wank fodder.