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[designedtoparty]

[You could probably guess Nathan would post for this. You can probably also guess what he's been doing... if you can't, the soiled boxers he's wiping his hands on should be a good clue. Luckily, he's dressed. Even if he hasn't bothered doing his fly back up yet.]

I'm starting to think the deities are lightening up a bit. These curses just get better and better. [Never mind that the kissing curse turned out to be terrible. That's irrelevant by now.]

Hey, did anyone see the one with that double jointed chick? I've been trying to find a girl who can do that with her legs for years.

[And because I couldn't let this go by without some form of trauma... little does Nathan know his post is spamming people with girl-on-girl old lady porn. Just what everyone wanted to see. Some jokes never stop being old to me. :(b]

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[designedtoparty]

Well, you're not seeing me do anything. Especially not that.

Jesus. I feel like I need to shoot myself just to get rid of that image.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

This mean you don't want a second date?

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[designedtoparty]

I didn't want a first date. The only reason I went was because I didn't think anyone would be retarded enough to set me up with someone without tits.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Maybe that's 'cause you've got slaggy luck when it comes to meatbags with tits.

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[designedtoparty]

No. I've got slaggy luck when it comes to getting rid of you. I do just fine with getting tits.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Is that so?

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[designedtoparty]

You hadn't noticed?

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Nah, was too busy staring at you.

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[designedtoparty]

Which is exactly why you won't be seeing more.

I bet you're still getting off to my dulcet tones, aren't you?

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Maybe I am~

Also, I'm at least fifty times your size and could break every bone in your body with one finger, so unless that immortality comes with handy pain resistance, you ain't exactly in a position to be demanding.

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[designedtoparty]

[Okay, that would be his cue to switch to a poor American accent. I'd like to see you try getting off to this. No, I don't mean that literally, so put your cock back into whatever equivalent you have to kecks.

Yeah, that's scary. Or would be if we were actually talking in person. And before you tell me your creeper senses have tracked down my location and you're standing right behind me, I want you to think very carefully about your answer. I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm not right behind ya'. This time. Even if I was, the most your gun could do is blow out my tires or shatter my windshild.

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[designedtoparty]

Better than nothing. At least I'd get some damage in before you killed me and violated my body with your exhaust pipe and creepy mechanical fluids.