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Alisha had always loved sex. You only needed to speak to her for five minutes to work that one out. Or just make physical contact if you wanted to cut right down to the chase. How else would you explain the reason behind her ability to inflict uncontrollable urges onto anyone she went near?

But anyway, the point was she'd found herself wanting to shag Barry. He was practically a virgin and anyone with a pair of eyes could see why. He was short and pale with the sort of stare that followed any sane man into his nightmares. Yet one glance from him and Alisha found herself soaking her knickers, and just to be clear, we aren't talking urine here.

She'd always preferred failed athletes in the past, so she had no idea where this was coming from. Still, she thought he was kind of hot in a weird, creepy sort of way, so she guessed she must have a thing for obvious serial killers in the making too.

One day when Alisha couldn't take it any longer she pulled Barry off to one side and shoved her hand against his throat. Barry tensed, eyes psychotic as he wheezed out yet another of his deepest, darkest sex fantasies.

"I want to dissect your skull and fuck you in the brain," he snarled in a tone so monstrous Alisha was sure he must be serious. She'd hoped whatever freaky shit he came out with would put her off, but instead Alisha found herself incredibly turned on and fucked him there and then. Lucky for both of them, Barry resisted the urge to go through with his fetishes and after they even agreed to go out as long as Barry was restrained for all further sexual endeavours. Alisha liked what there was of her brains and Barry probably got off on that bondage shit anyway.

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If you're cursed, you'd act like a nice person. You know, not like the twat that you are. [ ... ] When you're you, that's like everyone else being cursed.

You don't know that.

Edited 2011-11-22 13:32 (UTC)

You'll be surprised with all the shit I know. [ Future things. :( ]

Kind of common knowledge that you're a prick. [ ... ] Sorry. [ She doesn't sound it. ]

Edited 2011-11-22 13:34 (UTC)

Yeah? Shit like what?

It's not important to you. Kind of doesn't revolve around you. [ Calling you self-centred? Never! ]

You sound upset. [No shit, Sherlock.]

It's semi-upsetting shit. [ Super upsetting, but, you know. :| Suffers in silence.

Consider her tone super shitty. ] Just drop it. It doesn't matter if we're stuck here, anyway. [ Since Simon - neither Simons - are here. ]

All right. Fine.

[Pause.] Sorry if my story got at you.

I just miss him. [ ... Doesn't matter that Nathan's from a time after her - that he knows shit she doesn't know - but she's so used to keeping Superhoodie/her a secret that it's become like breathing. ] Them. This place kind of sucks.

No offense. It's just different - you've got people. [ Or had. :| ]

It's not that bad. Maybe the rest of them'll show up here at some point.

What's your point? You've got friends, right?

S'pose so. It's not like I can hang out with them like you can. And you had - [ Dulcie. 8( ] - People can't exactly tough me without wanting to skull fuck, you know?

I didn't think that bothered you. You aren't normally this moany about it.

Anyway, if it's me getting laid that's upsetting you, you don't need to worry. I haven't even got a girlfriend.

I don't give a shit if you're getting laid. Why do you have to ruin things by being a pervert?

Sorry she did that to you. You don't deserve it even though you are a top class prick.

Yeah, well. It's not like we were actually going out. It's not a big deal, all right?

Well, you liked her. Or whatever.

[ Is this what a not!friend does?: ] I'd offer to punch her but you know how well that'd go.

Well, I wouldn't mind seeing how that turned out.

[Not!friends sleep with each others exes. The best not!friends film it and show them. Just sayin'.]

... You're disgusting. I feel like you don't know this already. [ But hear the lack of annoyance! She is even grinning just a smidge. ]

Oh, come on. You're telling me you wouldn't go beating around the bush over two guys going at it?

That's exactly what I'm saying.

See, I'm not weird like you.

That's perfectly normal. How else do you explain all the gay porn online?

...

What? Jesus - Why are we talking about this?

Because you seem to think wanking off to queer porn is weird.

I'm pretty sure that's actually a little offensive to all the gays out there. You should really try being a little more open minded sometimes.

It's not weird. Stop putting words into my mouth. [ :c ]

You should stop being such a twat.

Isn't that pretty much exactly what you said, though?

video; I'M HALF ASLEEP! (tears) please forgive me.

video; Only if you go to bed... and maybe take me with you. And I saw you got it right this time.

video; i always take you with me! ♥ it was one time!!

video; ♥!

video; ♥ ilu my grannyfucker.

video; ♥ ilu too cock monster

video; ♥

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video; 1/2

locked; 2/2 why did i have to be on hiatus during their breakup? x-(

locked; Because you're a terrible castmate, that's why. :|

locked; /cries into your hairy armpit

locked; /rocks you gently to Careless Whisper

locked; we could try some dry humping afterwards?

locked; Well, since you seem so up for it...

locked; let's go to my bunker ...

locked; /drags you there

locked; (evil_grin) hey bb

locked; My knowledge of Plurk emotes isn't good enough for this... (tears)

locked; i only know my own ... and that is [hump]

locked; Well, I can manage that... [lick]