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[designedtoparty]

In Loving Memory
Nathan Young
1989 - 3000

Who turned out to not be so immortal after all.
Gored up the anus with a red hot poker by midgets
who could not take his promiscuity anymore.

Sadly missed by all but one of his many
tri-breasted wives and mutant children.

You know, I have a proper one of these my mum wrote for me. It was a lot more thoughtful than this one. And probably a lot more expensive, seeing how it was done in marble and everything.

Comments

[designedtoparty]

Depends on what you get. All my friends have shit powers. I got really lucky.

You never know! Maybe I'll get this little voice in the back of my mind telling me to advertise my immortality online. Or I could get it tattooed! But that'd be expensive and would probably look shit, anyway.

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

D'you think? Cos I think it'd be really really cool t' have any powers at all!

The tattoo probably get undone anyway, or else it'd be weird, cos you'd just suddenly have it. And that cannae happen wi' aging, can it, cos otherwise you'd be there as yourself one moment and the next as an 80 year old man if y' stayed so long. Hey, can you age? Are you just gonna get sooo old, y' cannae move, but y' still cannae die?

[designedtoparty]

Hey, loads of these storm powers are really shit. How would you like to turn people bald? Or start running around the estate naked every time you set eyes on a terrier? [Not that either of those are his friends powers. But the point still stands.]

I don't think so. It seems kind of pointless if I can age. I mean, I'll get to sixty, then I may as well be dead anyway.

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

The first one's no that bad.

Aye, but so far, how much has your power been exactly what you wanted? Maybe there'll be a curse and we'll get t' find out!

[designedtoparty]

Really? I think that's a rubbish power.

It's always been what I wanted. Which is exactly why I shouldn't have to age!

[loonyandproud.livejournal.com]

It's still better than no power.

All the same, we'll see, won't we?

[designedtoparty]

I think I'd rather have no power than that. That's just embarrassing.

I guess we will.