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Naughty:

- Broke that rule about no shagging in the flat. Sorry, Eden.
- Dared someone to shit in front of the police station. I wasn't really cursed.
- Let a 13 yr old try smoking.
- Stopped mum ever having a decent boyfriend. Now she's stuck with a guy who thinks he's a dog.
- Do you think covering up the deaths of probation workers counts here? Probably.
- I may have cheated a time or two the first time we went out, Dulcie. It never happened after the last visitors day though, I swear.
- Pissed off Frankie. It's not my fault he makes it so easy.
- Pissed off my dad. He mostly deserves it.
- I may have exaggerated a few things about Barry. He's still creepy, though.
- I could go on.

Nice:

- Let all those cursed girls take advantage of me yesterday.
- Let Campbell lose his v-card to my girlfriend.
- I tried to help him lose it for his birthday, but no one was nice enough to volunteer to be his present.
- Got Dulcie that hat. And ice cream.
- I think I may have used my power for good at some point.
- Dedicated Cameron a song on Campbell's radio show, even though he refused to play it.
- Helped Alisha make friends here.
- I could probably go on if I could be bothered with this.

If the naughty outweighs the nice does that mean I get a spanking by Santa's sexy elves?